Saturday, March 12, 2011

All About Emily

So I just wanted to introduce you to the coolest person ever. Her name is Emily and she is the best. Most days I just want to be as cool as her, but its a pretty daunting task. From the moment I laid eyes on her, the awesomeness that radiated from her nearly blinded me. She is basically the greatest thing since velcro and Gatorade. She even out does sliced bread. I am even thinking about naming my first child after her, boy or girl. I will dedicate this poem to her.

Emily, Emily, my dear Emily,
When I am near I am swell.
I wish in my heart you will always dwell.
My soul is complete when you are around
I feel like I'm floating above the ground.
Please be my friend forever more.
'Cuz Emily dearest its you I adore.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Day of Resignation

Hello to all my viewers. It is with a heavy heart that I address you at this moment. February 11th, 2011 marks the day that two historical figures announce the end of their influential tenure. Sir Jerry Sloan of the infamous Utah Jazz as well as President Mubarak of Egypt. Each of these men of equal status in world affairs have changed the world in so many ways. May we now have a moment of silence. Regards

Tuesday, January 18, 2011


I would now like to take the time to thank Kaitlin Marie O'Connor for inspiring me to pursue such a noble aspiration in creating this blog. Words cannot describe the feelings of appreciation that have flooded my being as a result. May I now invite you all to partake part in my joy and become followers of my blog. Regards